Hey, it's Minnie..

Hello peasants, its your queen speaking...
Over the past few days I've been a little bit ill. My belly has been a bit unhappy and I've felt a bit like crap... My owner has been really worried about me, but I'm starting to feel a little bit better now =)

Are we dead? Nobody's posted for ages, including me..
How's my kitties?

Recently one of the humans in my house washed my face with a human face cloth. I was a bit startled at first, but then I realised it wasn't so bad and I let her do it.

Its a good thing really. Its such a struggle to constantly clean all my lovely luxurious fur with this little tongue of mine. And I've coughed up too many furballs in my time.

Maybe I'll stay smelly and let the humans clean me from now on. They'll have to clean me at some point. They won't be able to stand me going around like a smelly alley cat with matted dirty fur.

I think I have won the game.

Young Minnie

Hi, its Minnie again! This is a photo of me some 8 or so years ago. I was only young!! I look so different now; I'm a scrawny old hag. But I always had laser eyes.

Hello world, Joonie here

Yep, my name is Joonie and I live with my younger sister Kira with our human owners. I'm old, and so my routine normally consists of the following:

Sleep, sleep, sleep, eat, sleep, move to another location, sleep there, sleep, drink, sleep, sunbathe, sleep, go toilet, and repeat as necessary.

Today I decided to be a little adventurous and climbed into the mother's card, exploring the dashboard for a while (while she was still sitting in the car). After a while, I decided to climb out the window and spent some time walking around on the car, as shown above

THIS IS HAZEL! MUAHAHAHAHA!

Today something horrible happened to me.

I woke up this morning to the feeling of the building shuddering. I heard a mighty roar and I fled to hide under the bed. I cowered in my place, dreading what ever was to come.

Then I saw it, a horrendous beast who had come for my soul. I hissed and growled, but the beast pulled me from my hiding place and took me in its terrifying claws.

I struggled all I could, but I could not break free.

Before I knew it, the beast was tearing me apart, limb by limb. I looked upon the ground and viewed my discarded limbs through bloodshot eyes. My fur was stained crimson, and my vision was becoming distorted and fuzzy.

The beast reached in and ripped out my spine on its search for my soul. All became dark as it found what it was looking for.

My head was ripped from my body and left to rot on the bedroom floor. See, thats my head there. =)

- Minnie

Ohay. Did I mention I have laser vision?








- Minnie

I am Magrathea (a.k.a, Maggie), a short-haired mog that loves to follow people around, wherever they go.

In my spare time I like to dash around chasing anything that moves. My hobbies include keyboard-sitting, sleeping on new clothes and making noise in the middle of the night.

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Hello there, I am Queen Minnie. I'm a Chinchilla Persian, and I rule this land! All you ratty little moggies better do what I say. >=(

Well, I'm nicer than that. =P

I started this blog so I could communicate with other cats over the internet. I don't go out very often, because I don't want to ruin my beautiful coat. I don't see much of other cats and I thought a blog would be a good way of interacting with other cats all over the world!

So, if you have a cat that might be interested in blogging with me and other cats, comment here to become an author! Your cat can write a post anytime to tell us about his or her day, or anything funny to share, or, well, anything!

I'd love to hear from other cats around the world.

- Minnie