Are we dead? Nobody's posted for ages, including me..
How's my kitties?

Recently one of the humans in my house washed my face with a human face cloth. I was a bit startled at first, but then I realised it wasn't so bad and I let her do it.

Its a good thing really. Its such a struggle to constantly clean all my lovely luxurious fur with this little tongue of mine. And I've coughed up too many furballs in my time.

Maybe I'll stay smelly and let the humans clean me from now on. They'll have to clean me at some point. They won't be able to stand me going around like a smelly alley cat with matted dirty fur.

I think I have won the game.